【I Would Rather Kill You】

Hunger will make people do I Would Rather Kill Youcrazy things. So will Kit Kats.

Redditor bangmanator made the mistake recently of leaving a precious Kit Kat bar inside their vehicle overnight with the door unlocked. Sadly, some hungry thief noticed the bright red wrapper, and who could possibly resists a perfectly delicious Kit-Kat bar?

The offender left the following note, apologizing for the hunger-fueled theft.

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Someone really likes Kit Kats...

"Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked," the note reads. "Did not take anything other than the Kit Kat. I am sorry and hungry."

It's unclear if the Kit Kat was Fun Size or a full bar.

Bonus: Harry Potter with hamsters

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